For the new boy
Viva Macheda, Viva Macheda, Who the hell is he, He just gave us three, Viva Macheda...
Sung against Everton or Liverpool when the ref is on their side
Wembley's Too Small for Us Gesang
Sung after the attendance is anounced at Wembley
We Hate Those Northern Geordies Gesang
Funny one taking the mick out out those pie lovers
Sung to the police if they go round filming everyone! See Youtube
He's Got Birdsh*t in His Hair! Gesang
Sung at the rat of a player for Colchester Perkins. To the tune of He's Got The Whole World.