Cheltenham song for our right back
Andy Lindegaard, He's better than Frank Lampard, His penis is big and large, Andy Lindegaard...
Sung to the away fans when they don't start the wave when we ask them to
'avin a go at the keeper for his crap tracksuit
We Got the Best Midfield in the World Gesang
A sung about the worlds greatest midfield
Sang at Leeds, Forest and other big clubs in our league
You're Supposed to Be at Home Gesang
When the home fans are boring, rubbish home atmosphere