In Your Liverpool Slums

In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums You look in the dustbin for something to eat You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums You s**t on the carpet, you p**s in the bath You finger your grandma, and think it's a laugh In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums You speak in an accent exceedingly rare You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums In your Liverpool slums Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick You can't get a job 'cos you're too f**king thick In your Liverpool slums