Sung towards the fat Oldham fan who was banging his drum.
You can stick your f*cking drum up your a*se! You can stick your f*cking drum up your a*se! You can stick your f*cking drum! Stick your f*cking drum! Stick your f*cking drum up your a*se!
We All Dream of a Team of Colin Nish... Chant
To the tune of 'We All Live In A Yellow Submarine'