
To West Ham
Oh west London (oh west London), Is wonderful (is wonderful), Oh west London is wonderful, Full of tits, fanny and Chelsea, Oh west London is wonderful.. Oh east London (oh east London), Is full of s*it (is full of s*it), Oh east London is full of s*it, Full of s*it, s*it and more s*it, Oh east London is full of s*it...
For the midfiled trickster from Japan. (Ed: He's got a very fit missus also :))
Sang to the Scousers to the tune of 'You'll Never Walk Alone!'