
If only....
If I had the wings of a sparrow, If I had the a**e of a crow, I'd fly over Ipswich tommorow, And s**t on the b***ards below (below), S**t on,s**t on,oh s**t on the b***ards below...
When Aliadiere does something good - to the tune of baby give it up
Are You S*agging Ant 'n' Dec Chant
Sung back at the Geordie's after chanting are you shagging Elton John.