Because we're better than bottom.
The Premier League, (The Premier League!), Is Upside down! (Is upside down!), The Premier League is upside down, 'Cos we're on top, with Stoke and Boro, And United's going down!
We Got the Best Midfield in the World Chant
A sung about the worlds greatest midfield
Sung because of his great tackle against Watfords Tom Cleverly
Greening missed a header 3 yards out vs Blackburn, last game of season then we all sang this