For the Cockney Mafia
He's fat, He's broke, His best mate is a dwarf, Ashley, Ashley!
Heard against Cheslea when he dives (also for c.ronaldo)
To the ex Chelsea and Boro player (he laughed at the song himself when he heard it from Newcastle fans)
Sang against Aston Villa when he set Martins up at home to make it 2-0 this season