Chucho song
He's four foot 4 from Ecuador, Chucho! Chucho! He'll f*ckin' deck Agbonlahor, Chucho! Chucho! He'll have a shot and when he scores, We'll sing this song forever more, CRISTIAN BENITEZ or Chucho in disguise! na na na na na na na na.................... CRISTIAN BENITEZ or CHUCHO in disguise!
You'll Do What Your Told Chant
Sung in conjunction with 'we'll do what we want'
Sung to young, chavvy Stoke fans who just couldn't take losing
Sung against Man United when the ref gave 6 minutes added time
Sung to our badly dressed foes, to the tune of the conga.