When I was just a little boy, I ask my mother, what shall I be, Shall I be Argyle? Shall I be City? And here's what she said to me.. ..Wash your mouth out son, And fetch your fathers gun, We'll shout the City scum, Shout the City scum.. WE HATE CITY! WE HATE CITY!
Sung at full time v Wolves 20/2/11 after Vela's wonder goal to equalize
Santa Cruz Is Coming to Town Chant
Star Rovers striker Roque Santa Cruz
You're supposed to be a gnome Chant
Aimed at Northampton's Danny Jackman who's a bit on the small side
Sung at Southend after going 2-0 down to Southend 06/07 season
Strawberry Blond, You're Having a Laugh Chant
Taking the piss out of Palace's Ben Watson