First one hits the back of the net
One nil to the Wanderers, One nil to the Wanderers, One nil to the Wanderers, One nil to the Wanderers...
There's Only One Dave Allen Chant
Sung for Sheff Wed's chairman who's sued a load of their own supporters for comments made on internet and led them into the finanicial mire, so they may go under.
Just sit down and shut up, sung when they do as they are told
A Poor Man's Emile Heskey Chant
Sang at someone who's a useless big lump