
A bit like Wayne Rooney but slimmer.
I saw my mate, the other day, He said to me, he'd seen the white Pele. So I ask, who is he? He's not the fat Scouser, he's Tom Kearney. Tom Kearney, Tom Kearney, He's not the fat Scouser, he's Tom Kearney.
England Football Team (88 Songs)
Song for Wayne - to the tune of Anarchy in the UK
a song sung made up for the newest signing george boyd