Scousebusting classic
Jingle bells, Toshack smells, Emlyn is a queer, Kevin Keegan's got VD, And the Kop's got gonorrhea!
What a waste... they don't even sell out!
In the Dark Streets of Belfast Chant
Classic for Georgie Best, the greatest ever United footballer
first sung after the madness against Barnsley in the Carling Cup
* best if we're winning or drawing, worst if losing. To the tune of Sloop John B
Despite the money... they will always be a small, bitter and twisted club
F*ck off Back to Stockport Chant
All Manc's know City fans are from Stockport!