The life of a scouser...
You are a scouser, an ugly scouser, You're only happy on giro day, Your mum's out theiving, Your dad's drug dealing, But please don't take my hubcaps away...
Sung to Peter Crouch when Liverpool played us
Canto Morocan All over the World!
Sung to Youssef Safri after his F.A. Cup wonder goal against Newcastle (sung to the tune of Status Quo - Rockin all over the world).