The great Michael Chopra
Chopra is a geordie he wears a Makems top, His father comes from India and owns a shop, He used to play for the mags but we couldn't give a toss, Cos now he plays for Sunderland and Roy Keane is his boss...
Niall Quinn's Disco Pants Chant
Long may you reign over us king Niall. (Ed: better rendition added)