A cumulative chant that goes through each day of the week . Call and response

Lyrics

Today is Monday (Today is Monday), Monday is a drinking day (Monday is a drinking day), Does that make you happy? (You bet your ass it does!), Da da da da da, Today is Tuesday (Today is Tuesday), Tuesday is a TIFO day (Tuesday is a Tifo Day), Does that make you happy? (You bet your ass it does!) Da da da da da, Today is Wednesday (Today is Wednesday), Wednesday is a working day (Wednesday is a working day), Does that make you happy? (You bet your ass it does!), Da da da da da, Today is Thursday (Today is Thursday), Thursday is a toking day (Thursday is a toking day), Does that make you happy? (You bet your ass it does!), Da da da da da, Today is Friday (Today is Friday), Friday is a whiskey day (Friday is a whiskey day), Does that make you happy? (You bet your ass it does!), Da da da da da, Today is Saturday (Today is Saturday), Saturday's a Rapids day (Saturday's a Rapids day!), Today is Saturday (Today is Saturday), Saturday's a Rapids day (Saturday's a Rapids day!), Today is Saturday (Today is Saturday), Saturday's a Rapids day (Saturday's a Rapids day!), Does that make you happy? (You bet your ass it does!), Da da da da da...