I Wanna Be a Chelsea Ranger

I wanna be a Chelsea Ranger, I wanna live a life of danger, I wanna beat Spurs every week, Chase 'em up and down the street, Here's to the girl that I love best, Every night I suck her breasts, Sh*g her standing, Sh*g her lying, If she had wings, I'd sh*g her flying, Now she's dead. Not forgotten, Dig her up, Sh*g her rotten. Oooooooooh, Chelsea...