Sing to Argyle and Torquay
Does your sister share your bed, Does your sister share your bed, Does your sister, Does your sister, Does your sister share your bed, Does your sister share your bed...
For the new teeside player to the tune of Torres - Liverpools number 9
We Won the League in Coventry Chant
Sung to the nearest neighbours of those Bin Dippers down the road
Heard it in the pub - sung by some old fella. BRILLIANT!