Call Us Worzals

Call us Worzals, we don't care, You can keep your slums up there, We've got fields and parks and trees, You've got slag heaps, rusting steel. I can't read, I can't write, It don't really matter, I's a fan of Shrewsbury Town, And I's can drive a tractor. It steers left, It goes right, But when its not being driven; You lot go and s*ag our sheep, Whilst we go s*ag your wimmin... OOOH aarrrgh !