Oh, I wear a Tartan Bonnet and a scarf around my throat, And I can sing the Flower of Scotland every single note, For we're gan doon tae London town, Tae paralyse the underground, And were just the happy hooligans of Wembley. Chorus So it's o'er the border if ye dare, And doon tae London for a tear, We're just the happy hooligans of Wembley. When Scotland's playing England oh it really fills my heart, Wi' a' the flags and banners aye we surely look the part, But win or loose it's aw the same, We didnae come tae see the game, We're just the happy hooligans o' Wembley. Chorus Oh there's forty in my party, aye and that's including me, We havnae a' got tickets, in fact we've only three, And three will win the lucky draw, The rest'll be climbing o'er the wa', We're just the happy hooligans o' Wembley. Chorus We're going to see how many pints that we can sink away, We're going drink auld London dry, we'll drink it dry today, And before we've even seen a baw, We'll p*ss it up against the wa', We're just the happy hooligans o' Wembley. Chorus And now the fun is over and we've finished aw the beer, We couldnae go back tae Scotland without a souvenir, So maybe for a wee bit lark, We'll dig up half o' Wembley Park, We're just the happy hooligans o' Wembley, Now we're back in Scotland after all the deeds are done, We dinnae really give a damn if Scotland lost or won, For we met the English had our fun, Reminded them o' Bannockburn, We're just the Happy hooligans of Wembley.