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If Duberry Scores
Reading's Duberry pitch-invasion gag.
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If Duberry Scores is a Reading joke chant built around the promise that everyone will be on the pitch if Duberry gets the goal. The lyric carries its own punchline.
Lyrics for If Duberry Scores
If Duberry scores,
We're on the pitch,
If Duberry scores,
We're on the pitch...
Language · English
Team · Reading
Behind the chant
What's the story behind If Duberry Scores?
The whole joke lands because the same two lines repeat without changing.