Who's That Team We Call United?

Who's that team we call United, Who's that team we all adore, They're the boys in Red & White, And they fight with all their might, And they're going to show the bast*rds how to score. Bring on your Sunderland and Arsenal, Bring on Spaniards by the score, Barcelona Real Madrid, They will make a gallant bit, But United are the greatest team of all. Who's that Knocking on the window, Who's that Knocking on the door, It's Joe Mercer and his mates, Eating Turkey off their plates, 'Cos they can't get in to Europe any more...