The Scouser Aren't Going to Moscow

Sign on sign on sign on, Cos the Scousers aren't going to Moscow, They'll be grieving instead, As if a chicken was dead, Cos the Scousers aren't going to Moscow. Sorrow sorrow sorrow, Cos the Scousers aren't going to Moscow, There'll be tears and they'll cry, No Russian granny's will die, Cos the Scousers aren't going to Moscow .