Coleen Is a Slapper: CFC Songs


Hilarious Chelsea song to be sung to Rooney

Lyrics

Coleen is a slapper, She's got love bites on her neck, And when she's shagging Rooney, She thinks of Petr Cech... Ohh Coleen is a slapper, She can't get enough jizz, And when she's shagging Rooney, She screams David Luiz... Yes Coleen is a slapper, She likes it f**king hard, And when she's bored of Rooney, She goes to Frank Lampard... Coleen is a slapper, She once had fourteen men, But her favourite one of them, Was Michael Essien... Ohh Coleen is a slapper, She never wears a bra, But that's because she left it, With Dider Drogba... Yes Coleen is a slapper, How can you not tell? She's been walking funny since meeting, John Obi Mikel...


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