
Hilarious Chelsea song to be sung to Rooney
Coleen is a slapper, She's got love bites on her neck, And when she's shagging Rooney, She thinks of Petr Cech... Ohh Coleen is a slapper, She can't get enough jizz, And when she's shagging Rooney, She screams David Luiz... Yes Coleen is a slapper, She likes it f**king hard, And when she's bored of Rooney, She goes to Frank Lampard... Coleen is a slapper, She once had fourteen men, But her favourite one of them, Was Michael Essien... Ohh Coleen is a slapper, She never wears a bra, But that's because she left it, With Dider Drogba... Yes Coleen is a slapper, How can you not tell? She's been walking funny since meeting, John Obi Mikel...
Makes the hair on the back of your neck stand up. All time classic (again).
One of my favourites, catchy fanchant, good ringtone. (Ed: Better audio version of this classic added)
Hello, Hello We Are the Chelsea Boys Chant
Another classic and makes a good ringtone.