Merseyside, Elland Road, San Siro and the Bernabeu

Oh Merseyside, Is full of sh*t, Is full of sh*t, Oh Merseyside is full of sh*t, It's full of sh*t sh*t and more sh*t, Oh Merseyside is full of sh*t. Oh Elland Road, Oh Elland Road, Is full of sheep, Is full of sheep, Oh Elland Road is full of sheep, It's full of sheep sheep and more sheep, Oh Elland Road is full of sheep. The San Siro, The San Siro, Is never full, Is never full, The San Siro is never full, Unless they're playing Man United, The San Siro is never full... The Bernabeu, The Bernabeu, Is never full, Is never full, The Bernabeu is never full, Unless they're playing Man United, The Bernabeu is never full...