My Old Man Said Be a Linfield Fan

My old man said be a Linfield fan, And don't dilly dally on the way". We took The Oval in half a minute, We took Coleraine and the bast*rds in it, With hatchets and hammers, Stanley knives and spanners, We'll show the bast*rds how to fight. If you can't beat a Glenman in a half a minute, Then your'e not a Linfield fan... All together now!