Rio deserves this one
His name is Rio and he dances on the grass, Don't take the ball from him he'll kick your f**kin ass (to the tune of Rio by Duran Duran)
Manchester United (574 Lieder)
Self deprecating, funny and true. From the eighties during United's wilderness years. After yet another narrow defeat in Europe towards the end of the season.
Manchester United (574 Lieder)
There are many verses to this song, here's another 4 I found
Gabby's Boots Are Made for Scoring Gesang
To the tune of these boots are made for walking