Lee Trundle Chant

They say you've never seen a salad, That's why you're fat. You wobble like a jelly, And your a*se is so fat. You're out of breath just talking, Too fat to s**g, You can't see your feet through your belly, You're a big fat slag. And it's Hi-Ho, You fat b*stard, You ate all the pies now, You've never seen a salad, You ate all the pies. You eat for all of Britain, You eat so fast, If eating was a competition, You'd never finish last, You spend all your time just eating, You like pies the best, You've never been on a diet, Your mouth never rests. And it's Hi-Ho, You fat b*stard, You ate all the pies now, You've never seen a salad, You ate all the pies. YOU FAT B*STARD YOU FAT B*STARD YOU FAT B*STARD