Funny.
Well I've been a m*ff diver for many a year, I've spent all my money on m*ff divin' gear, From goggles to flippers and oxygen tank, If I can't have a m*ff dive I'll just have a w*nk, And it's Motherwell, Motherwell F.C., Is by far the greatest team the World has ever seen...
Staying Down with the Torquay Chant
Sung to Cambridge after Exeter won the play offs.
Shove Your Jamie Mackie Up Your... Chant
Sang when Mackie moved to Plymouth.