The life of a scouser...
You are a scouser, an ugly scouser, You're only happy on giro day, Your mum's out theiving, Your dad's drug dealing, But please don't take my hubcaps away...
Who's That C***ing over Your Bird Chant
Rumours about Stevie G's promiscuous missus (to the tune of '"is it a monster'"
Leeds Are Our Feeder Club Chant
Nuff said, nice supply of player, cheers!
Man U losing at home to Liverpool who are singing '10 men, we've only got ten men'.
Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Chant
Top song - to the tune of Dad's Army.