Sung because of his great tackle against Watfords Tom Cleverly
Jonas Olsson woaaaaaaah, Jonas Olsson woaaaaaaah, He's roughly 6 foot 3, He f*cked up Cleverly...
Sung because of his great tackle against Watfords Tom Cleverly
John Terry Your Mums a Thief! Chant
Sung to a thiefs son (Ed: These are obviously not the views of FC Towers)
Lampard You Let Your Children Down! Chant
Sung to Lampard because his children live in a flat and he lives in a mansion (Ed: Again not necessarily the views of FC Towers)
You Don't Love Your Wife Chant
Sung to Ashley Cole because he cheated on his wife (Ed: Again not the views of FC Towers)
He Comes from Who Knows Where Chant
Sung to the best left back from Africa lol!
We Are One of the "Big Four" Chant
When were 5-1 down to Liverpool, Manchester, Arsenal or Chelsea.