Torquay United Football Club!
T T UFC, T T UFC, T T UFC, T T UFC!
Is There a Fire Drill? Tezahürü
Sang as the opposite fans leave the ground
Premiership You Avin a Larf! Tezahürü
Sung when we play a Premiership side in the FA Cup!
Championship You're Avin a Larf! Tezahürü
Sung when we play a Championship side in the FA Cup!