
To The Tune Of "Keano's Magic"
Oh Michael Owen's little, but we know he will score, And now he’s at United, he’s scoring more and more! He used to be a Scouser, but now he says they're w*nk, And when we win the league, he'll say I am a Manc! Alternative version: Oh Michael Owen's little, But he knows how to score, and when we played Man City, He banged in number four. He used to be a Scouser, But knows that they are w*nk, And when we win the leadership (premiership), He'll say that I'm a Manc!!!!
Aimed at Mark Stein, who dived during a local derby when Vale played Stoke at the Victoria ground, causing Vale to lose the game 2-1, some things are never forgiven!
A brilliant song in the tune of 'You are my Sunshine'
Down with the Woolworths Chant
Song for the Boro - heard at Toon v Smoggies 3-1
Lorik Cana our tough tackling midfielder. (Sung To The Tune Of You Are My Sunshine)