
If you don't want such a wife...
Alouette, Chelsea Alouette, Alouette, Chelsea Alouette, Have you seen a Gunner's wife, Have you seen a Gunner's wife, A Gunner's wife, A Gunner's wife, A club foot, A club foot, A hairy arms, A hairy arms, A VD, A VD, A 48s, A 48s, A double chin, A double chin, A hair lip, A hair lip, A broken nose, A broken nose, A wonkey eye, A wonkey eye, And golden hair...
Cardiff City Went to the Bank Chant
Usually sang in the East near the end of the game!!
Sung to Partizan Belgrade during Balkans crisis (To tune of We Are Leeds)