How to fight Rangers fans
My old man told me to be a Celtic fan, Singing dilly dilly dally all the way, We'll take Tynecastle in half a minute, We'll take Ibrox and all that's in it, Hacchet and hammers, Stanley knives and spanners, We'll show the b*stards how to fight, If you can't beat a Bluenose in half a minute, Then you're not a Celtic fan... ALTOGETHER NOW, (REPEAT)
Sung to bait visiting fans during 7-0 win after Tommy Docherty had just left Chelsea 'To Excerpts From A Teenage Opera' by Keith West
Who Do You Think You Are? Chant
Sung to the opposition fans when they get up themselves