Yer ma's a mattress (generally sung to the old firm but works for anyone)
Yer ma's a mattress, Yer ma's a mattress, Yer ma, yer ma, yer ma's a mattress...
Anti-Rangers And Celtic (sung at every Aberdeen game!) (Ed: Great recording, thanks. Makes a cracking Aberdeen ringtone)
Canto Oh When the Reds Go Steaming In
I wanna be in that number. Top Aberdeen ringtone