Hilarious Chelsea song to be sung to Rooney
Coleen is a slapper, She's got love bites on her neck, And when she's shagging Rooney, She thinks of Petr Cech... Ohh Coleen is a slapper, She can't get enough jizz, And when she's shagging Rooney, She screams David Luiz... Yes Coleen is a slapper, She likes it f**king hard, And when she's bored of Rooney, She goes to Frank Lampard... Coleen is a slapper, She once had fourteen men, But her favourite one of them, Was Michael Essien... Ohh Coleen is a slapper, She never wears a bra, But that's because she left it, With Dider Drogba... Yes Coleen is a slapper, How can you not tell? She's been walking funny since meeting, John Obi Mikel...
Canto We All Live in the Hilary Street End
Another old chant, heard on the Hilary Street Terrace.
A short chant for the Ginger messiah that is Dean Smith
Canto When Scott Goes Marching Down the Wing
Swansea football song sung for Scott Sinclair
St Johnstone football song for our centre back Michael Duberry
This often gets bellowed out when Walsall are on the attack.
Canto Down in the Town Called Wolverhampton...
Old chant, most people have only heard the last two lines being sung.