True, true.
Fat Paris Hilton, You're just a fat Paris Hilton, Fat Paris Hilton, You're just a fat Paris Hilton...
Canto Football Ground You're Having a Laugh
When we go to, ehem, "grounds" of a poor quality
Canto Sing Yer Hearts out for the Lads
When the t!ts ain't coming out........
Canto What's It Like to Play on Grass
Sang by someone vs. Motherwell in the cup