Wish he'd take our advice
U.N.I. T.E.D. Kev-in Blackwell's got V.D. With a nick-nack, paddy-wack, Give a dog a bone, Kev-in Blackwell f*ck off home...
Canto Somebody's P*ssed in My Sombrero
Sheffield Wednesday (133 canciones)
Funny version of 70s classic - probably started during Mexico world cup
Canto No Noise from the Pizza Boys
Sung away to Juventus at the Stadio Olympiaco 2008
Sung because of his great tackle against Watfords Tom Cleverly
Canto John Terry Your Mums a Thief!
Sung to a thiefs son (Ed: These are obviously not the views of FC Towers)
Canto Lampard You Let Your Children Down!
Sung to Lampard because his children live in a flat and he lives in a mansion (Ed: Again not necessarily the views of FC Towers)
Canto You Don't Love Your Wife
Sung to Ashley Cole because he cheated on his wife (Ed: Again not the views of FC Towers)