Tune of My Old Man (heard around toon)
Fat Ashley's got no money, But Shearer is our boss, We're going down this season, And we don't give a t*ss. Fat Ashley's got no money, But Shearer is our boss, We're going down this season, And we don't give a t*ss! La, la, la, la, la, la, la, La, la, la, la, la, la, La, la, la, la, la, la, la, La, la, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, La, la, la, la, la, la, La, la, la, la, la, la, la, La, la, la, la, la, la!
Canto Agger Do He Scoreed Past You
A Liverpool song for when Agger scored to put us through
Canto Have You Seen Lampard Win the Euro
Showin that Lampard isn't good enough to win the Euro
Canto You Can Shove Them Bubbles Up Your Arse
Especially made for West Ham .