Quality Spurs song for Tottenhams Russian No 9
Roman came here from Spartak Moscow, Moscow To play for Tottenham in attack, Yiddo, Yiddo! Best Russian Import since Smirnoff, & Who the f*** is Berbatov? Pavlyu-chenko Tottenham's Number 9. Na na nana nana nana nana nana Na na nana nana nana na na nana Nana nana nana nana nana nana Na Pavlyu-chenko Tottenham's number 9!
Canto What's That Going over Your Head
Sung to the tune of Whats That Coming Over The Hill, after Bentleys goal against the Scum
Canto Are You County in Disguise
Sung to away fans if their teams are crap - asking if they are Stockport County
A song aimed at rubbish teams pushing for promotion to the football league