If I Had The a*se Of A Crow!
If I had the wings of a sparrow, If I had the a*se of a crow! I'd fly over Airdrie tomorrow, And sh*te on the b*stard below!
Canto Agger Do He Scoreed Past You
A Liverpool song for when Agger scored to put us through
Canto Have You Seen Lampard Win the Euro
Showin that Lampard isn't good enough to win the Euro