A song from Mnasfield Town about County
Stand up if you hate County, Stand up if you hate County, Stand up if you hate County, Stand up if you hate County... Repeat
Canto John Terry Your Mums a Thief!
Sung to a thiefs son (Ed: These are obviously not the views of FC Towers)
Canto Lampard You Let Your Children Down!
Sung to Lampard because his children live in a flat and he lives in a mansion (Ed: Again not necessarily the views of FC Towers)
Canto You Don't Love Your Wife
Sung to Ashley Cole because he cheated on his wife (Ed: Again not the views of FC Towers)
Canto He Comes from Who Knows Where
Sung to the best left back from Africa lol!
Canto We Are One of the "Big Four"
When were 5-1 down to Liverpool, Manchester, Arsenal or Chelsea.