Gloucester slum scum
In the Gloucester slums, They go down the cellar for somein to eat, They find a dead body and think its a treat, In the Gloucester slums...
Canto Rovers Play on the Shite Side of Fife
Always look on the bright side of life (pars style)
Canto 6% You're Having a Laugh?
Arsenal song sung at the Villa home game as the season ticket prices go up by 6% when the football is getting worse