One for the old bill
I smell bacon, I smell pork, Run piggy, run piggy, I've got a fork...
Canto This Is Like Being at Church
sung to bolton's poor home fans even tho we was 4-0 down
Canto Stick Your Russian Rubles
You Can Stick Your Russian Rubles Up Your A*se
One for Tottenham after being done by the police in Seville