How to fight Rangers fans
My old man told me to be a Celtic fan, Singing dilly dilly dally all the way, We'll take Tynecastle in half a minute, We'll take Ibrox and all that's in it, Hacchet and hammers, Stanley knives and spanners, We'll show the b*stards how to fight, If you can't beat a Bluenose in half a minute, Then you're not a Celtic fan... ALTOGETHER NOW, (REPEAT)
Sung to bait visiting fans during 7-0 win after Tommy Docherty had just left Chelsea 'To Excerpts From A Teenage Opera' by Keith West
Canto Who Do You Think You Are?
Sung to the opposition fans when they get up themselves
sung to marvin bartley when he is playing well