dirty Chelsea scums
In the Chelsea slums, In the Chelsea slums, They forage in bins to find something to eat, They find a dead cat and they call it a treat, In the Chelsea slums...
Canto European Champions (Hokey Cokey)
5 time European champions (to the tune of Hokey Cokey)
Canto Don't Leave Your Wife with John Terry
Chelsea scums, don't leave your wife with Terry