
Old school Palace
I found an old handbag, And filled it with lead, I hit an old lady, Across the back of the head. Up came a copper, And he asked me my name. I gave him the answer, With a bicycle chain... The Judge said Sit down son And dry up your tears. For you're going to borstal For three or four years I counted the moonbeams And I counted the stars I counted ten thousand Of them prison bars. If I was the warden And the warden was me I'd wake up one morning And set myself free But I ain't the warden And the warden ain't me And so I must stay here For my Liberty. Liberty! Liberty! Liberty!
We All Follow the Famous Crystal Palace Chant
First sung on Boxing day 2009 by the Holmesdale Fanatics
Camptown ladies sing this song doo dah doo dah...
Alan McGregor, It's Paddy McCourt's Chant
Alan McGregor's girlfriend or wife or whatever was pregnant at the time of the old firm reserve match; the song was purely just to wind him up!