Tom Kearney - White Pele: AFC Lieder
A bit like Wayne Rooney but slimmer.
Songtext
I saw my mate, the other day, He said to me, he'd seen the white Pele. So I ask, who is he? He's not the fat Scouser, he's Tom Kearney. Tom Kearney, Tom Kearney, He's not the fat Scouser, he's Tom Kearney.