Wish he'd take our advice
U.N.I. T.E.D. Kev-in Blackwell's got V.D. With a nick-nack, paddy-wack, Give a dog a bone, Kev-in Blackwell f*ck off home...
Somebody's P*ssed in My Sombrero Gesang
Sheffield Wednesday (133 Lieder)
Funny version of 70s classic - probably started during Mexico world cup
No Noise from the Pizza Boys Gesang
Sung away to Juventus at the Stadio Olympiaco 2008
Sung because of his great tackle against Watfords Tom Cleverly
John Terry Your Mums a Thief! Gesang
Sung to a thiefs son (Ed: These are obviously not the views of FC Towers)
Lampard You Let Your Children Down! Gesang
Sung to Lampard because his children live in a flat and he lives in a mansion (Ed: Again not necessarily the views of FC Towers)
You Don't Love Your Wife Gesang
Sung to Ashley Cole because he cheated on his wife (Ed: Again not the views of FC Towers)